Once there was a guy called Dave. It was a sunny day and he went into a petrol station to fill up his tank. Everything was fine, the sun was shining, it was a beautiful day, YMCA was blasting out of his car stereo and nothing could possibly go wrong. But... he realise that his pants were not the leather thong with studs on. But worse was to come. When he sat in his car he had it in reverse. He put his foot down and ws backwards into the stall which was a Orange stall. He was trapped in the car. The ORANGES had trappped him inside, he couldn' move.
Night fell and still he was stuck inside. No one knew what to do...
Later that night they managed to break open the car, but where was he?
Dave began to panic. Why didn't they notice him?
They found his thong and bra.. and the rest of his clothes, but why didn't they find Dave? Where was he? had he gone to the magical land of narnia? noooo. Had he fallen down little timmies well? noooooo. Where had he gone. He was......... NOT A HUMAN ANY MORE.... Dave saw his reflection in the wing mirror and then it all went dark. When he woke up he found himslef surrounded by lots of large round things, it was very dark and he couldn't see but he knew he had to get out. He tried to move but all he could do was roll, . He managed to roll out of the box and realsied that he was in Jery Springers studio. He could sell his story! He could be on Inter National television at long last. He could finally tell his Mum that he was gay or more inportantly that he was now a orange, a gay orange to be exact.Things would be a bit differnt from now on but being on televison was a dream come true. Maybe make up could help him over come the problem of being orange?
Little did Dave know that there was a new part of Jerries's show. The adiunce was to throw fruit at the people they disliked.
Dave was held in sweaty hand of a red neck man called Billy. Billy threw him at the big Woman with boobs the size of his family's heads all put together. Dave yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOO, But it was to late. Billy launched Dave at the woman with the big boobs as hard as he could. The air roared in his little orange ears and he screamed when he realised where he was going to hit. The woman moved away in a split second and landed in Jerries butt which he was showing to the world. Jerry jumped up in pain, unfortunately, through jumping he clenched and Dave went shooting up his bum. Try as he might he could not get free and passed out through the fumes.
This was a very tragic end. Dave had the potentail to make the world glow...orange. But he ended up as Jerries love toy. No one ever saw Dave again.
The End
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